This hilarious “Me As A” trend on Twitter will crack your rib

Me as a tailor: E Be like you go postpone this your wedding o.
Me as a tailor: E Be like you go postpone this your wedding o.

We just can’t get over this new trend “Me As A” on Twitter NG where people imagine themselves in different situations or professions and how they will act or react differently.

This will definitely give you a good laugh today.

 

Me As a Judge: Objection overruled. The Court wants to hear this gist
Me As a Judge: Objection overruled. The Court wants to hear this gist

 

Me as a pastor: You go fall down or make I kick you
Me as a pastor: You go fall down or make I kick you

 

Me as a building contractor: So oga how long you want make the house last?
Me as a building contractor: So oga how long you want make the house last?

 

 

 

Me as a lawyer: You go fit manage death by hanging
Me as a lawyer: You go fit manage death by hanging

 

Me as a flight attendant: make una open windows abeg, this place dey stuffy
Me as a flight attendant: make una open windows abeg, this place dey stuffy

 

Me as a daycare owner: Madam I no see your baby o, but take this one go house first. Their heads kukuma resemble each other.
Me as a daycare owner: Madam I no see your baby o, but take this one go house first. Their heads kukuma resemble each other.

 

Me as I pilot: Omo I no sabi road again oh, cloud plenty pass last week own abeg
Me as I pilot: Omo I no sabi road again oh, cloud plenty pass last week own abeg

 

Me during BDSM: They don't use to flog me on my head o
Me during BDSM: They don’t use to flog me on my head o

 

Me as a tailor: E Be like you go postpone this your wedding o.
Me as a tailor: E Be like you go postpone this your wedding o.

 

Me in heaven: Omo I don tire to dey shout hallelujah o. Hunger dey catch me
Me in heaven: Omo I don tire to dey shout hallelujah o. Hunger dey catch me

 

Me as a doctor: Omo na this same sickness kill my uncle o
Me as a doctor: Omo na this same sickness kill my uncle o

 

Me as a doctor: Calling.... Hello Oga e be like say you go come back o that thing wey I put no be kidney na womb
Me as a doctor: Calling…. Hello Oga e be like say you go come back o that thing wey I put no be kidney na womb

 

Me as a lecturer: Omo be like una go fail this course o. Even me sef no too understand am.
Me as a lecturer: Omo be like una go fail this course o. Even me sef no too understand am.

 

Me as a dermatologist: You sef try dey bath well
Me as a dermatologist: You sef try dey bath well

 

Me as a teacher: *after explaining a topic for 10mins to my student* sho get o? o get, then forget
Me as a teacher: *after explaining a topic for 10mins to my student* sho get o? o get, then forget

 

Me as a masseur: Aunty, your a*s is too small o
Me as a masseur: Aunty, your a*s is too small o

 

 

Me as a referee: Woo you people are running too fast jare.
Me as a referee: Woo you people are running too fast jare.

 

Me as a lawyer: my lord no dey shout for me, na person I come defend no be me be criminal
Me as a lawyer: my lord no dey shout for me, na person I come defend no be me be criminal

 

Me as a lawyer: see there's nothing you can do, you are going to jail, so save me the stress. mafejopami.
Me as a lawyer: see there’s nothing you can do, you are going to jail, so save me the stress. mafejopami.

 

Me as a doctor: wetin be all these white thing wey full your yansh like this. You no dey baff
Me as a doctor: wetin be all these white thing wey full your yansh like this. You no dey baff

 

Me as one of the 5000 people Jesus fed: This bread no be agege
Me as one of the 5000 people Jesus fed: This bread no be agege

 

Me as a doctor: Oga no vex, this your large intestine don cut before abi na now e cut
Me as a doctor: Oga no vex, this your large intestine don cut before abi na now e cut

 

Me as a judge: Tell him sorry, you tell him sorry. Oya hug yourselves.
Me as a judge: Tell him sorry, you tell him sorry. Oya hug yourselves.

 

 

Me as a therapist: Let's go and beat your husband
Me as a therapist: Let’s go and beat your husband

 

Me during sex: Guy small small hit am abeg. If na so the others hit am, you no go meet am like this.
Me during sex: Guy small small hit am abeg. If na so the others hit am, you no go meet am like this.

 

Me As A Theif: As You no get money for house, make I kuku turn small semo before I comot
Me As A Theif: As You no get money for house, make I kuku turn small semo before I comot

 

Me as a sugar daddy: e dinor stand? You've tried. Oya let's sleep na
Me as a sugar daddy: e dinor stand? You’ve tried. Oya let’s sleep na

 

Me as a lawyer to my client: Kanipe, we lost this case, you fit manage 10 years imprisonments?
Me as a lawyer to my client: Kanipe, we lost this case, you fit manage 10 years imprisonments?

 

 

Me as a marriage counselor: Omo this your wife don dey enter my eye o
Me as a marriage counselor: Omo this your wife don dey enter my eye o

 

Me as your guardian angel: oloribu you sha wan wound that girl last night
Me as your guardian angel: oloribu you sha wan wound that girl last night

 

Me as a therapist: Wo mafejopami! My own sef dey my body
Me as a therapist: Wo mafejopami! My own sef dey my body

 

Me as a Porn director: You people should do quick, my preeq don dey stand too
Me as a Porn director: You people should do quick, my preeq don dey stand too

 

Me as a class teacher: This Your break time food is entering my eyes, shey make I kukuma take 1 spoon.
Me as a class teacher: This Your break time food is entering my eyes, shey make I kukuma take 1 spoon.

 

Me as a therapist: Omo your own small, if I tell you my own!!
Me as a therapist: Omo your own small, if I tell you my own!!

 

Me as a pilot: (10 minutes after takeoff) wo be like we forget buy fuel o
Me as a pilot: (10 minutes after takeoff) wo be like we forget buy fuel o

 

Me as a therapist: Omo, you no go like smoke loud?
Me as a therapist: Omo, you no go like smoke loud?

 

 

Me as a tour guide: everybody run ohh, them no chain lion ohh
Me as a tour guide: everybody run ohh, them no chain lion ohh

 

Me as a pastor: Abi make I tell congregation say Joseph and Mary need Benz to take go Bethlehem
Me as a pastor: Abi make I tell congregation say Joseph and Mary need Benz to take go Bethlehem

 

Me as a psychiatrist: better behave, me sef dey ment o
Me as a psychiatrist: better behave, me sef dey ment o

 

Me as a pilot: Omo I hope say everybody don born again, because I no understand o.
Me as a pilot: Omo I hope say everybody don born again, because I no understand o.

 

Me as a gateman: Oga e be like say you go jump fence o, key don lost
Me as a gateman: Oga e be like say you go jump fence o, key don lost

 



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